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Title: Loaded Guns Keywords: abstinence only Dad: Here, kids. Have some loaded guns. But remember, they're very dangerous. Dad: Be sure not to use them until I tell you that you're old enough. Now go play. Mom: Are you sure that "abstinence-only" is the best approach to teaching them gun safety? Dad: Of course! We don't want them to actually KNOW how to use them. Someone might get hurt! [Gunshot is heard in the distance.]